Yet another reason why the Hairpin is the first site I visit every morning.
The Horse, Explained
"If you try to take your horse to a new brunch place, you need to
convince them that a) you've been there before, b) there are no cave
trolls at the brunch place, c) there will be other horses at the brunch
place, and d) you will be a royal pain in their ass until they quit
dicking around and agree to go to the brunch place."